Sizes for every level of “I’m done”
From subtle-to-surgical to billboard-level truth, Fuk Rumpty™ comes in:
12", 14", 18", 24", 30", 36", 40", 44", 48"
Put a small one in a reading nook like a private grin.
Hang a 48" like a courtroom exhibit.
Colors for every kind of mood
Choose your flavor of defiance:
Black, Red, White, Blue, Gold, Copper, Green, Pink, Chrome, Yellow and Orange
Minimalist? Go black or white.
Loud? red.
Art-gallery irony? gold or chrome.
“Soft but savage”? blue or pink.
Where it belongs
Anywhere you want the room to have standards:
- Home: living rooms, kitchens, offices, garages, studios
- Business: storefronts, lobbies, salons, breweries, break rooms
- Outdoor: patios, fences, garden walls, porch statements
- Gifts: for the friend who has absolutely had it
This is the piece you hang when you’re done explaining yourself to people who refuse to understand.
Fuk Rumpty™:
A steel punctuation mark for a clown era.
A boundary you can mount.