Jester Press — Dispatch: Where the Money Goes (and Why)

At Convict Couture, we make satire because the times demand it. But we don’t confuse jokes with justice. Satire is the spark. Action is the engine. So here’s the deal—plain, clean, and court-record official:

We donate 100% of our net profits to two organizations doing real, relentless work:

• ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union)
• Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontières / MSF)

Because this era has two recurring problems:

1. The system tries to shrink your rights when you’re not looking.
2. The world keeps bleeding in places most people never see.

The ACLU fights the first one—right here, in courtrooms and legal trenches where rights are either defended or quietly dismantled.

Doctors Without Borders fights the second—globally, in conflict zones and crisis zones, where healthcare is not a lifestyle upgrade but a survival line.